Today is my birthday! (HAPPY BIRTHDAY KID!)

Author: KiD

Date: September 10, 2002

by KiD
9-10-02
What the fuck are we supposed to be?!?!
I always figured we were some type of trolls or elves... Some shit like that.
ARGAHABLEAH!!!!!!!! I AM JESUS, MASTER OF TOMFOOLERY! GIVE ME YOUR WALLET!
I'm gonna get drunk and sodomize you, Master of Tomfoolery!
TODAY IS KID'S BIRTHDAY!
It sure is.
Happy birthday, you fucking prick.