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by Kitty_Kat
11-24-01
I'm going to chat today
Who in the **** is he talking to.
I'm going to hook up with a hot chick.
I think he's cracked.
What do you think pc. Does "hot chick sound promising.
I'M A COMPUTER. I DON'T TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-24-01
Dude!! My PC talked!!!!
I did??? But how???
I don't know and I don't care. I have a new way to pick up chicks.
What do you mean?? You wouldn't use me like that would you??
Talking computer for sale. Selling one talking computer!!
People are going to think he's crazy.

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-24-01
Hey baby, do you want to buy my computer???
You have AOL????
No No No. No AOL. It just talks
Are you alright??
I may need mouth to mouth.
Not on your life.

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-24-01
YOU PIECE OF CRAP. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET ME A DATE!!!
Hey, I'm just a computer!! What was I supposed to do?? It's not my fault you're a lady disaster.
I AM NOT A LADY ................
Hey hottie. I couldn't help notice that you're talking to your computer.
I ,uh, wasn't talking to it. It ,ah, was malfunctioning.
Well I did want to buy it and get you to help me...Install it....but if it malfucntions then I guess I don't want it.

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-24-01
Once more I was screwed by you Talking PC. But that will be the last time.
What do you mean? What are you going to do??
I'm burning you.
WHY???????????
GEEZ. I JUST TOLD YOU THAT.
I'm a pile of ashes. I don't talk......

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-25-01
Why am I going on this date???
This is probobly a boozer.
Wow!!!
I thought she would be cute

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-25-01
This is how I'm forced to meet chicks.
Hey Hot_Chick, will you meet me at the McDonalds on East Street.
I would rather go to the pool on West street in ten.
Ok
Oh I forgot to tell you, it's my private pool so.....

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-25-01
Hi, I'm Roger.
I'm c indy
Are we going to swim????
Swim?????
I thought this was a pool.
I thought pools were a place to make love, but if you want to swin instead

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-25-01
Well, I'd rather make love in your room
Well I guess that will work.
So, this is your room.
Yeah, you like it right???
It's fine. But I ususally make love better when I can see.
Would you rather if I took you to my husband's room.

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-25-01
I can't believe it. She had a husband. I need a new way to get chicks
Hey babe. Wanna fuck me????
Serves him right.

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-27-01
I am God taking the form of a snowman
The planet Earth was a rotten expiriment, but that make your own planet kit seemed so fun. Well here comes the end of the world. FIRE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe I should just send Jesus out.

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-27-01
My loyal servent. God is trying to destroy my perfect planet Earth.
I have hired you to get rid of his evil plot.
How much will you pay me??
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR PLANET IS IN PERIL, AND YOIU WANT MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, an evil minion of Satan has to eat.

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-27-01
And so, some of that crappy action music starts to play.
Hey Jesus, why don't we get some of our own evil minions to do our fighting.
It is not holy to let others do what is your own work.
Yeah whatever, I'm gettin me some minions.
But that is not pure for those who follow the way of the Lord.
Oh well. Wanna join me for a beer.
Oh what the fuck. I'm just going to get kiled anyways. Lets go.

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-27-01
Hey. I'm with satan. I'm going to hurt you.
I'm going to kill you.
Ow
Ow

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-27-01
OK that didn't work very well. I guess It'll just be you and me.
That is true.
Wait I want to ask you something.
What??
I thought you weren't useing minions.
Ah I just considered the fact that he was going to die anyways so I used him.

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-27-01
Well lets get the over with. I'll use the most horrifying thing in hell
Oh yeah whats that??
Trust me, you don't want to know.
I can take anything on.
Oh yeah then take this. POKEMON GO.
NOOOOOOOOO

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-27-01
How are you doing with your task??

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-27-01
How are you doing on your task???
I'm done.
WHAT????
I said I'm done now I want my pay.
NOOO. MAKE IT STOP
C'mon Pikachu. Lets go.

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-28-01
Some of that crapanese music starts to play
Hey You I'm gonna beat you
Hey I'm gonna beat you.
We're just going to talk all day and then the winner will be decided with no action
right
See

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-28-01
TOBOR DOESN'T LIKE SPANKLING ALWAYS GETTING BEST ROLES.
Shut up you tin can
Hey Spank. What cha doin here?
I'm supposed to get you to leave the Earth alone.
Alright bye.
Bye Jez

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-28-01
Hi nice man
Shut the fuck up
Thats not very nice
Who gives a shit
ow

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-28-01
1st try
Hello beautiful
Fucker
2nd try
Want to interchange some parts
Not on your life
3rd try
Hello. I like your eyes.
Take me into your arms and hold me

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-28-01
Hey You I'm a person.
Hey you I'm a person too.
We need to fight and become freinds in a matter of minutes.
OK boom I hurt you.
Ow lets be friends
Ok buddy

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-29-01
Hello Mary. How are you tomorrow
You mean today.
How the fuck would you know what I mean??
Hey, it's not my fault if you're a moron.
OW HEY THATS MY RIBCAGE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-29-01
Hey I suck the most
I know
Psst You were supposed to say that you suck more
but I don't
You're missing the point
whatever

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-29-01
Hi
Hi
...
...
well bye
bye

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-29-01
that was fun

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-29-01
what do you want for Christmas.
I think it's a matter of what you want
well I uh want uh....
Here it comes.
people are staring
Dammit Santa shut up and give me some more

 

by Kitty_Kat
11-30-01
I'm gonna hurt you.
oh yeah
yeah
Damn I can't hit a girl
boo ya
ow

 

by Kitty_Kat
12-02-01
My......Friend hooked me up on this date, so he better be good.
What am I saying. My.... friend treats me like shit. He's probobly just a boozer. I'm just gonna hightail it out of here.
I wonder if my dates here yet???

 

by Kitty_Kat
12-02-01
I'm sorry about our blind date, but I got sick and I never got your number.
That's alright. I'm sure it was an accident.
Yeah, well, what did you want to do.
I was sorta hopin we could go dancing, and than get some dinner, and see where it goes from there.
Why don't we just skip dinner and dancing and go strait to the afterwards.
I was hoping I could ditch her before dinner.

 

by Kitty_Kat
12-03-01
Must be able to cornhole. That should be it for my dating service.
Thank you for using EDate
Thank you for using EDate
TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE JAEL.
I am never using an online dating service again.
AFTER TOBOR CORNHOLES YOU, TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU.

 

by Kitty_Kat
12-04-01
Damn it. My elf decided that he wanted to spend more time with his doll, so now I have to call on the only one who can help.
Thank you for coming on such short notice, Spankling.
Just show me the money so I can get this thing over with.

 

by Kitty_Kat
12-05-01
So I said, "Well, those rotor turbines aren't going generate gravitons by themselves!"
HA HA
TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU

 

by Kitty_Kat
12-05-01
The election of 1984
I'm Mondale
I'm Reagan.
President Reagan won it of course
I lost.
I won.
But Mondale gets a special prize.
TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE THE LOSER.

 

by Kitty_Kat
12-05-01
The election of 1984
I'm Mondale
I'm Reagan.
Mondale........President Reagan is beating you.
I lost. Damn it.
Boo ya, I won
But Reagan will soon get an unexpected prize for winning.
TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU NOW.
..................

 

by Kitty_Kat
12-05-01
'Hic' hello officer.
My you look fine today. Maybe I should take you home with me.
I'm a man.

 

by Kitty_Kat
12-07-01
Sir, I don't believe that what you are doing is holy.
You think I give a shit. I'll play with myself whenever I want you bastard.
If you continue to act unholy and do not accept Jesus as your savior, than your soul will burn in hell.
Who in the fuck do you think you are?? I'll do whatever I want to and if Jesus doesn't like it than he can suck his pussy. I think you are going to be the one who burns in hell for taking my freedom
I guess that nipple man, along with the rest of the world, was right. I'm burning in hell.
Don't tell me you thought there was a heaven. I mean, who really believes in an almighy force. You deserve this fate.

 

by Kitty_Kat
12-07-01
Hey, Kookie. I have a new jump rope ryhme for you.
Lets hear it.
one two, fuck you, three four, your a whore,
???????????
five six, you got a dick, seven eight, you masterbate.
Mommy, what does all that mean?????????

 

by Kitty_Kat
12-09-01
TOBOR WILL READ THE SPELLING WORDS SO HE CAN CORNHOLE YOU. RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Um, Mr. Tobor, our teacher never cornholed us before, will you explain it???
RARRRRRR. TOBOR WILL SHOW YOU LATER. SPELLING WORDS ARE AMPUTATE, HERRING, CERTIFICATE, EARMUFFS, AND NOCTURNAL. WRITE THEM DOWN SO TOBOR CAN CORNHOLE YOU.
I have to go to the bathroom.
BATHROOM IS GOOD PLACE FOR TOBOR TO CORNHOLE.
You're scaring me.

 

by Kitty_Kat
12-09-01
So I said "Those nocturnal herring certificates aren't going to amputate gravitons by themselves."
Ha Ha
What the fuck did you say? I was wearing my earmuffs.

 

by Kitty_Kat
12-11-01
Has anyone ever been nice to us??
why are we always the center of jokes that comment on how stupid we are?
Mostly because we suck.

 

by Kitty_Kat
12-11-01
that was a wste of time.

 

by Kitty_Kat
12-12-01
Hey, I just heard this urban legend.
Oh boy. I'm going to have to eat some of those pickled horse butts my mom makes.
I heard that there is an evil creature named Tobor who cornholes every butt he sees.
So much for plan A.
And...................so make sure you......................
Ah. Much better.

 

by Kitty_Kat
12-18-01
Hi

 

by Kitty_Kat
12-18-01
This thing is shit.
I can't make comics with characters either
Bazilla, is that you.
I gotta go now.

 

by Kitty_Kat
12-29-01
This is how a normal snowman sees the world.
As normal snowman can't see, lets try frosty during summer vacation.
Snowmen and heat don't mix, so lets try Frosty when he's drunk and sees Santa.

 

by Kitty_Kat
12-30-01
Those painkillers are great.
I agree santa.
I should have done this milleniums ago.
Yes, I feel like I'm floating on clouds.
clouds??????? All I see is bright colors.
What kind of painkiller are you taking??????????

 

by Kitty_Kat
3-03-02
Welcome to Stripcreator Survivor.
Damn, what am I doing here.
Why am I here??? Oh Yeah.
You're here as my pet. The question is, why the hell am I here?
Damn, I left my toothbrush at home.
It seems we are all having 2nd thoughts, how may I help?

 

by Kitty_Kat
3-03-02
So, you are a squirrel.
oh wow, he noticed.
I heard our first task was tough. I wonder what it is?
I hope its not too hard, I'm just too small to take it.
So Tobor, are you ready?
RARR!!!!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!!!!!!!

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