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| Jesus CHRIST, I want to hump that sexy slab of man baloney... | |
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| Why is Indie Rock Pete looking at me like that? And why are my testicles doing the hootchie cootchie dance? | |
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| I will ignore him. Perhaps this will increase his perverse sexual lust for my genitals. | |
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| LOOK AT THAT ASS! Quick! Justify your homosexual urges by forcing yourself to see Pete as a sexy woman! | |
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| Underaged Asian Girl! Good Enough! | |
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