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| Leah, your horoscope says "romantic feelings will impair your thinking today, due to Pluto in Sagittarius!" | |
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| I wonder how the planet Pluto gets to determine what thoughts I think... | |
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| Astrologists say our personalities are influenced by heavinly bodies. | |
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| I think our personalities should be influence by EARTHLY bodies. My horoscope should say... | |
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| "Wild, out of control hormones will obliterate the logical side of your brain today." | |
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| A daily "hormone-scope?" Too scary to catch on. | |
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