All comics by Landshark

 

by Landshark
10-06-02
Gabe and some random beardy guy met offline after a Yahoo chat session.
EVERYBODY GET ON UP AND DANCE!!!
Hoo thar fack is this freek?
The relationship develops
Hmmm... I didn't know 16 year old supermodels were short with beards
I am soopamodel Yin. I will feel all yer shexshual deesires
And they lived happily ever after
Someday I am going to create a device which allows you to stab someone over the internet
I think dees guy is dar homosexhual

 

by Landshark
10-06-02
A geekboy's favourite joke...
So... errrr... one day I saw a matta baby
What's a matta baby?
The joke reaches its conclusion...
Nothing... whats a matta with you?
ROFFLE! LAWL!
Nothing to do now but stare at each other...
My god! She's such a geek. I have more fun with IP/IT Proctocol Network linked to a T1/LAN ethernet based connection
Did I just say ROFL in public?

 

by Landshark
10-06-02
A typical conversation you find on forums...
Man... what is the point of life?
To spam forums dude and get a high post-count
So... we have to act like juvenile kids... scary thought...
Its not so bad dude... at least we're cool to them...
Delusions of granduer
Ah... and we will finally get shagged... REEEESULT!
Yes... we can own the pretty bimbo's heads with our knowledge of Star Trek and Pokemon!

 

by Landshark
10-06-02
A boozehound ponders...
Is this how I pictured my life?
A boozehound ponders some more....
The beer ruined my ability to think , intellectually and with heart
Last orders please!
A boozehound... well... does something only a boozehound would...
Actually... thats not a bad thing... My brain is wasted on this crackpot world
Get outta here ya fackin` bum!

 

by Landshark
10-06-02
A song devoted to the residents of Liverpool!
In your Liverpool slums... In your Liverpool slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat...
In your Liverpool slums... In your Liverpool slums
You find a dead cat, you think its a treat...
Liverpool strikes back!
No'one likes you... No'one likes you...
But you don't care... you've stolen my hair... my flat is cold and bare... and my cherished possesions have been sold onnnnnn...

 

by Landshark
10-06-02
The geeks way of suspecting someone of having breast cancer
Honey... I think you have breast-cancer
Whatever makes you say that?
The geek explains his reasons...
Your mammaries are NOTHING like Jemma Jamesons
My god...
Reasons being based on Sci-fi obsessions and relative real women inexperience.
Yours are unnaturally small... like the lumpy goodness is being sucked up by a breast-sucking placebo
Say what?

 

by Landshark
10-06-02
Originality sucks...
Hi! Since my originality sucks... I shall be blatantly ripping off a classic, but adding my own exuberant style to make them even more ownage!
Lo Asiangirl1... you have sexual pornographic pie?
Yes... *groan*
Like the pie out of american pie?
Yes... with creamy white goodness...

 

by Landshark
10-06-02
Cigarette advertising taken too far
Hi kids! I am Smoky the Silk Cut Cigarette! If you buy my product I shall show you around my world...
You can make clouds by breathing into me, and blowing out...
The 1337 blowers can even make rings !
So come to the dark side... feel heart murmers and smokers coughs!

 

by Landshark
10-06-02
The adventures of L337abix
Lo there! My name is l337abix... derived from a combination of internet slang and the breakfast cereal... WEETABIX!
I shall be taking you through a day of my life...
Meet my faithful sidekick... Sharkman... the walking talking... shark
All I ever wanted was to eat this bastard...

 

by Landshark
10-06-02
A little girl asks a soul searching question...
Im small... Im cute... will you buy me candy?
Sure... I'll be right back
After buying the candy Tom "accidently" sneezes on the candy
Ewwwww... thats gross... go away you baad man and take the icky candy away!
Hehehe... Its easier than taking candy from a baby
Then realisation hits...
D'OH!!!

 

by Landshark
10-06-02
Enter the "word on the street"
Yo dudes... I is sure we all have an opinion on Dubya's war policy, aight... and y`all have views forms on him... hes either indirectly related to a baboon... or hes a baboon's budgie love child.
But I is have a theory... on why he is so obsessed with the Saddam dude... Y`all notice when Dubya's speaking live on televison and his face screws up, his brow furrows and his lip kinda pouts...
I is found the troof. Dubya's sexual fetish desire is to stroke Saddams beard... and he gets nervous in speeches, yeah... Some people think o nekkid people.. Dubya thinks of a mustatch to rival Hitler
Nah... a budgie bastard related to a baboon sounds more plausible

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