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by Laurgurl326
8-14-09
Oh Paul, isn't this just a beautiful meteor shower? Thank you so much for sharing this romantic evening with me.
To be honest my love, I was kind of hoping you'd be looking at Orion's belt instead.
I'm the fashion police. I can't allow you to buy any more cargo pants or tall socks.
...but what about solid colored shirts? I'm here for the sale!
Paul...umm...I accidentally peed in the fridge when I was looking for the tuna...so don't like, defrost it for a while or anything because it will liquify it again and melt all over.
You could have told me you turned it into a PEEfrigerator before I spent an entire day chipping away at your piss with an ice axe on Youtube! BAD KOBE!
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