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| Immoral bastards. They parade me around like an idiot for the amusement of these troglodyte offspring. | |
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| That's it! Dance! Dance you canine fool! Hahahaha! | |
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| This is degrading! I'm a highly evolved creature! My sense of smell and hearing are far superior! Why?! Why was I made with no true vocal chords?! Argh! | |
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| Good Doggy! Yeaaah! HAHAHAHA! You sure are a funny doggy! Yea! | |
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The poor token puppy finally had enough.
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| Relief! Sweet relief! I have been released from my earthly soul capsule! I'm free! I'm free! | |
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| Spontaneous, self-induced combustion is cool. | |
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