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| You green freak. I've tried to justify your existance, but I seem to be incapable of such a train of thought. Why do you exist? What function do you serve? | |
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| Actually, my species is completely mythical. So, in the purely Philosophical sense, I do not, nor have I ever existed. Only in the minds of the imaginative. | |
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| What the hell? You've GOT to be kidding me! Why the hell are you here? You only exist in the minds of shut in Sci-Fi fans! "Live long and prosper" you piece of exterrestrial hersey! | |
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| Actually, we've existed for millions of years. Our planet was one of the first to sustain life. I am your superior, that's why I'm here. To kill you and use this place for it's natural resources. | |
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| That's it! A big phallic shaped bird! This is just great! I swear to God! I'm just going to nail this into my temporal lobe and be done with it! | |
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| I've overheard your arguments and they're simply unlogical . If you ever want to get anywhere, learn to concoct your arguments with fact and not immaterial. Venn diagrams are very helpful for such. | |
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