All comics by Leperflesh

 

Letters by Leperflesh 12-10-01
Sly Hat Jones' personal secretary reads the mail: And here we have a letter from Steve Brkwalskzya of Simmering, New Mexico. Hi Steve! Shit	Steve writes: "Dear Sly hat Jones: when the hell are you going to have content? I mean, fuck!" I'm hungry for shit	Well Steve, frankly I don't give a crap about your needs. Delicious, soft moist shit. Man, that would be good.

 

Idiot by Leperflesh 12-10-01
Explaining incompetence In Leperflesh's first comic, we saw a reference to some guy named 'Sly Hat Jones', and a letter requesting 'content'.	It turns out Leperflesh didn't read the FAQ before he jumped right in to 'make your own comic'. See, he thought he could then copy the comic and put it on his website for all to see.	Hooray for Leperflesh. www.slyhatjones.com. Shit.

 

Not SHJ by Leperflesh 12-10-01
Me and the Cowboy seem to be the only ones around wearing hats.	But neither of us is Sly Hat Jones.	Shitkicker.

 

Asian Porn by Leperflesh 12-10-01
Years of browsing the 'net have caused me to constantly think about asian porn.	Oh! Um. Good day.	I wonder if that guy would pound me in the ass if I asked him to.

 

Surprise by Leperflesh 12-10-01
mmmmm Thanks for helping me adjust my panties.	Oh yeah I'll try stretching to see if they're right now.	eeuaah? Ah, that's better. Now my dick isn't all pinched.

 

Perverts by Leperflesh 12-10-01
One time this grown-up came over to me while I was riding on my tricycle by myself. He was big and had a fat tummy and a beard.		I know what you're thinking, you disgusting pervert.

 

Homage to Jerk City by Leperflesh 12-10-01
T Deuce your teeth look dangerous T Pants only to cocks	T Deuce even me? T Pants yep.	T Deuce I can't wait any more Hraglghalghlaghlahglhgl

 

The News by Leperflesh 12-11-01
Good evening. The NASDAQ fell 95 points, or 3.5% today, as investors took profits from yesterday's 74 point gain. Stocks on the NYSE also fell: 6 stocks fell for every 5 that gained.	In Afghanistan, US warplanes continued heavy bombing of strategic targets near Kandahar. Sources indicated that Taliban fighters suffered heavy casualties in some locations.	However, in today's most important story, Jennifer Lopez' tightly cropped top, as seen in this footage, revealed the gentle curve of the underside of her spectacular breasts!

 

Medical Report by Leperflesh 12-11-01
Goddamn your head is freaking enormous! This medical report says that I have terminal cancer! I'm going to die a slow, painful death!	Are you an Ethiopian or something? My God! What should I do? Should I kill myself?	I also noticed that you have no crotch! My whole life has been a joke. I've never done anything worthwhile, and now it's over!

 

Cute Girl in Accounting by Leperflesh 12-11-01
I can't believe I finally gave my number to that cute girl in accounting.	I've been sitting here for 4 days. She said she'd call me right away! Does this mean she hates me?	I can't take this rejection! I'll go kill myself! (not plugged in)

 

Nice Little Stream by Leperflesh 12-11-01
This is a nice little stream. In a secluded forest setting with nobody around.		We know what you're thinking. Perverts.

 

Bill Judas Gates by Leperflesh 12-12-01
Bill Gates, Microsoft billionare, is confronted by the Lord. Bill Gates, why hast thou forsaken me?	I must be allowed to innovate. Why do you have such a problem with my innovating? (feeds blood to Windows baby)	Plus there's my 30 billion pieces of silver... [and Jesus wept]

 

Stick-Boy by Leperflesh 12-12-01
You step to me, punk? What of it, pencil-neck?	You betta watch yo-self now. Or what, stick-boy? You'll fall over on me?	Watch out for the skinny ones: they can get nasty. I told you, punk. Holy fuck!

 

Microsoft #1 by Leperflesh 12-21-01
Microsoft Outlook has automatically opened this attachment, even though it's obviously a virus. WTF?	Microsoft Outlook has just e-mailed a virus to all 87 people in your address book. Goddammit!!!	Microsoft Outlook has just cut the brake line in your car. Can somebody help me with my computer? Anyone?

 

Not Robert Downey Jr. by Leperflesh 3-18-02
Step out of the car, sir. What? We're in the park. I don't have a car.	Do you know how fast you were going, sir? Huh? I'm just standing here!	Say... are you Robert Downey Jr.? Uh... ... yeah. Yeah, sure.

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