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| Oh why can't someone help me find a man! Gasp who are you? | |
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| Why I'm you're fairy Godmother of course. Now tell me what you're looking for and I'll see if I can't rustle up a pumpkin (purple of course) or two! | |
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| (Takes enormous breath) Ok is quite simple all I want is a man who is a doormat, has arms like trees, changes colour according to my mood, doesn't buy dolls blah blah drone drone | |
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| yawns oh my such a cough short list.... | |
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| which brings me onto the most important feature after his middle name must begin with a G which is um Fairy Godmother are you paying attention?! | |
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| splutter um yes of course I was just um checking in on Snow White and seeing how she was doing. Do go on (shudders) | |
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