THE GREAT FIRE GOD by LobsterBoy8-03-03 I AM THE GREAT FIRE GOD NO, I AM THE GREAT FIRE GOD NO, I AM THE GREAT FIRE GOD NO, I AM THE GREAT FIRE GOD NO, I AM THE GREAT FIRE GOD NO, I AM THE GREAT FIRE GOD
QUACKY by LobsterBoy8-03-03 QUACKY QUACK QUACK WHAT? OOPS I MEAN: QUACK QUACKY QUACK OH NOW I UNDERSTAND
Untitledisisisis by LobsterBoy8-31-03 IDIOTS! ALL OF YOU! MEOW IM A KITTY MEOW IM A DOGGY DOGS GO RUFF LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111
DAMN YOU by LobsterBoy9-16-03 WHOEVER DOES NOT LIKE MY COMICS ARE NAZIS AND THEY LOVE SATAN AND HITLER!!! I LIKE YOUR COMICS BUT I ALSO LOVE SATAN AND HITLER!!! THAT MEANS I LIKE LIKE YOU!!!! LOL NO, IN THIS CASE, YOU SHOULD SAY: ROFL OH, SORRY....ROFL
LOVE IS IN THE AIR by LobsterBoy9-16-03 WHAT MAKES ME LOVE YOU SO? I SMELL LIKE ANIMAL PHERIMONES! WHERE DID YOU BUY THEM? I DIDN'T BUY THEM! :( I JUST WENT TO THE ZOO AND MADE A LION PISS ON ME!
FAN MAIL OF SORTS by LobsterBoy9-16-03 DEAR LOBSTERBOY, YOU ROCK MY SOCKS! DO ME IN THE BACK SEAT OF MY CAR! SIGNED, LOBSTERBOY! :(
LOVE HURTS by LobsterBoy9-16-03 DO YOU LOVE ME? YES! THEN LET'S GO OUT ON A DATE! I DIDN'T MEAN YOU! I MEAN MI! THE GIRL WHO LIVES ON MY STREET! :( LOL! YOU'RE UGLY!
title by LobsterBoy9-18-03 HOW MANY DEVILED EGGS CAN YOU EAT IN ONE SITTING? I AM DEEPLY APOLOGETIC, BUT I AM UNABLE TO OFFER SUCH INFORMATION TO YOU AT THIS TIME WITHOUT PROPER IDENTIFICATION! I'M UP TO 12......
13 by LobsterBoy9-18-03 THERE WAS A TIME IN MY LIFE WHEN I WAS SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE. THAT IS HARD TO BELIEVE. CUZ YOU SO UGLY!!!!
MIND TRICK by LobsterBoy9-18-03 SITTIN' AT THE BUS STOP. YEP. JUST SITTING HERE WAITING FOR THE BUS TO PICK US UP. THAT'S RIGHT. AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO BLOW ME OFF BEHIND THAT DUMPSTER. UH-HUH........WAIT, WHAT??????
TV TALK by LobsterBoy9-18-03 IN MY OPINION, REALITY PROGRAMMING HAS GONE WAY DOWN HILL OVER THESE PAST FEW YEARS! I'LL SAY! WHO ARE YOU?
I'VE BEEN PONDERING THIS ONE MYSELF by LobsterBoy9-18-03 WHO WOULD WIN IN A RACE? SUPERMAN OR THE FLASH? ........... HMMMMMM......
PRIVATE DICK by LobsterBoy9-18-03 I'M GOING TO SOLVE THE CASE OF THE STOLEN BANANA! DID YOU STEAL MY BANANA? YES. CASE CLOSED! BURP!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA by LobsterBoy9-18-03 DON'T BE SUCH A BLOW HARD! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
rocker rocks out by LobsterBoy1-03-04 o/` I carry this big spear with me incase I'm attacked by werewolves! o/` Moo.
LOOBY DOOBY 1 by LobsterBoy1-03-04 THE ADVENTURES OF THE DOLPHIN WHO DOESN'T HAVE AIDS! OH WHAT A LOVELY DAY OF ME NOT HAVING AIDS! LATER DOLPHIN, YOU HAVE AIDS! OH, HOW HORRIBLE.
LOOBY DOOBY 7 by LobsterBoy1-03-04 WELCOME TO HELL SINNER THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND WELCOME BUT MY NAME IS NOT SINNER HA HA HA HA HA HA
LOOBY DOOBY 9 by LobsterBoy1-03-04 I DONT LIKE IT HERE! IT SMELLS! CAN I GO? YES REALLY? YES REALLY? YES