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by Loki213
6-13-02
Puny hu-man! I will destroy you!
Not if I destroy myself first.
Doesn't that hurt?
Only when I think.
...
Ow.

 

by Loki213
6-14-02
Don't go! It's a trap!
I've got a dentist appointment this weekend.
They will take your insizors and sell them on the blakc market!!!
It's just a dentist's apointment.
Later...
He took the teath and left me for dead.....
Now NOTHING can stop them!

 

by Loki213
6-14-02
*meep*
Hey look! A cute little bug!
*meep*
Oh rapture! It's coming closer! I'm going to name it Gary!
*berp*

 

by Loki213
6-14-02
Thanks.
Dude! Awesome party!
*meep*
Hey everyone! Gary is here! Now we can really get rockin'!
*burp*

 

by Loki213
6-15-02
Thanks for sending me this song Gray. I just hope it doesn't take long with my slow conection and all...
No problem Loki, and the transfer seems to be pretty fast.
Just wait untill I start to download the porn.
Well MY porn isn't slowing it down.
...
And that's ALOT of porn!

 

by Loki213
6-16-02
Puny Hu-man! I will destroy you!
Uh... What's that behind you!?
Where?
Wait! Dang. Oh why was I built with a Gullibility Chip?!

 

by Loki213
6-16-02
Red Robot, have you destoryed the Hu-mans?
No, they continue to allude me.
You are a disapointment. I must punish you.
Yes, master.
Mwa ha ha!
Why? Why was I progamed to feel pain!?

 

by Loki213
6-16-02
Make sure you are warry of shellfish.
Sure they might be tasty, but if they are not cooked properly it can be bad for your health.
One time I ate a lobster that wasn't all the way dead.
Not only did I get food poisoning, but he also called all his budies over to my house to bug me!
Now I have crabs.
I'll get you one day... you... you... CRUSTRATIONS!

 

by Loki213
6-16-02
Look at me ride this buffalo... *gasp* I are hurt!
Oh Ani! Are you okay?
...
Ani!
Ha ha. I fooled you. Make sweet love to me.
No.

 

by Loki213
6-16-02
Tentacle Bob is telling Jesus a joke.
Hello Jesus, listen to my joke.
Okay Tentacle Bob, I am listening to you tell me a joke.
Tentacle Bob wonders if it is funny, Jesus tells him it is.
...the other side. Do you think it is funny?
Yes, the joke you told me is funny.
Tentacle Bob and Jesus are friends.
Ha ha. Jesus you are my friend.
And you Tentacle Bob are my friend. Ha ha.

 

by Loki213
6-16-02
Once a goat meet a bee and decided to make friends. The bee (who was called Micky Red Eyes in some circles) refused the goat's offer for a mysterious reason.
Hi.
Go away!
The perplexed goat questioned the bee on his distastefull and rude behaviour.
Why?
The bee told the tragic tale of how once a goat (much like our goat) had dined on one of his closest companions. The goat was left unsatisfied, hungry, and alone.
A goat ate my brother.

 

by Loki213
6-17-02
So this is what happens when you rally the armies of compassion?
Yup.
Looks like your faith based initiative backfired.
But homeland security has never been safer!
Yeeeehaaa!!!

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