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by LongDongSilver
10-05-02
why are you crying punkrockskaboy????
sob i look down on the city and see my family having the best christmas ever without me and i say to myself
i want to be a part of that...i wish i was alive again
i wish i had a dick

 

by LongDongSilver
10-05-02
please dont choke me punkrockskaboy
too late (SPLURT)
i am wrestling with myself!!!!!!

 

by LongDongSilver
10-05-02
help police i am being raped by this funny little man
its no use they will not come
why is that punkrockskaboy????
i have bribed them...with my gaping asshole!!!!!!
hahahahahaahhaahaha
i know

 

by LongDongSilver
10-05-02
hurry up punkrockskaboy i hear your moms car pulling into the driveway
im sorry dev i just cannot get it up today
are you feeling sad from problems at home?????
my dad did not molest me last night
thats the saddest story i have ever heard!!!!!!!!
i think he has stopped loving me

 

by LongDongSilver
10-05-02
to cornhole is to kill
to cornhole is to conquer...yay!!!!!!
to cornhole is to love
happy valentines day!!!!!!!!

 

by LongDongSilver
10-05-02
i have a joke for you my farm friends
what is it punkrockskaboy??????we are always eager to hear your hilarious jokes!!!!!!
okay....what did the frenchman say to the kraut whore????

 

by LongDongSilver
10-05-02
telegram for punkrockskaboy
yeehaw!!!!!!!!...i am he
your mom is dead
i warned that whore to practice safe sex!!!!!!

 

by LongDongSilver
10-05-02
thats the spot punkrockskaboy keep it up
it sure is fun to scratch your back grandpa
Then they dropped the bomb on Hiroshima and nothing was ever the same again.
mom grandpa is trapped under a burning rafter only this time for real!!!!!!
have i ever told you the story of the boy who cried wolf you silly goose?????

 

by LongDongSilver
10-05-02
im so tired of boyfriends cheating on me i hope you will be different roger!!!!!!
i would never consider another woman over you my love
now ill win the comic contest for sure!!!!!!!
unless she had really really big hooters or something

 

by LongDongSilver
10-05-02
could you call the 911 for me please??????i think i broke my arm falling off the swingset
jesus fucking christ take yourself down a peg little miss solipsism
i mean there are children starving in africa!!!!!!!

 

by LongDongSilver
10-05-02
if i paid you to wear a strap on dildo and fuck me in the ass
would you throw in a reacharound for free????

 

by LongDongSilver
10-05-02
give it to me like you did last night sub_m7
bitch you were no good
but you're so big!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and i think you gave me a vd
is it normal for your dick to spew pus every few hours?????

 

by LongDongSilver
10-05-02
hello sub_m7 what can i do for you today??????
i think i got a vd from my niece dr pedantic
well then drop trou you silly goose and let old dr pedantic have a look at your wangerbanger
im afraid youve got the dreaded spotted cock fever m'boy
i knew i shouldve waited until i was married to her!!!!!!!

 

by LongDongSilver
10-05-02
and do you remember to give yourself the weekly ball cancer examinations?????
yes
and i also remember to give myself the hourly prostate cancer examinations
good boy!!!!!!

 

by LongDongSilver
10-05-02
you are copying me longdongsilver
no im not benn makk
im just spreading the love
Shut up. You're just ripping off Space Moose!

 

by LongDongSilver
10-06-02
oh my god yes punkrockskaboy you are raping me yes yes yes
im gonna cum in your mouth bird
...so turn around bitch
(SPLURT)uuuugggggaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by LongDongSilver
10-06-02
hello mrs bird is your son junior bird home?????
oh woe is me he is dead of the aids
i feel that it is my fault because of the constant rape i did to him
yes it probably is

 

by LongDongSilver
10-06-02
i punkrockskaboy am nothing more than a lousy bird rapist
please kick my ass maam for i do not deserve life
are you deaf you old faggot?????
no sonny i am just ferociously masturbating to your youthful visage

 

by LongDongSilver
10-06-02
gobble my cock boy
suck that thing down like a bastard!!!!!!!
are you done tying my shoes yet????
you have taught me what it means to live with this new job you have so graciously given me uncle mortimer

 

by LongDongSilver
10-06-02
oh stuff my stocking santa
what the fuck are you talking about eponine you dumb bitch????
it is a eupheism
carry on
okay

 

by LongDongSilver
10-06-02
whoo hoo i am homeless!!!!!!
it is good to be homeless!!!!!

 

by LongDongSilver
10-07-02
ive got aids
now THATS funny kramervskramer!!!!!!!

 

by LongDongSilver
10-07-02
What do you think will be some of the more immediate sociopolitical ramifications of a theoretical attack by the U.S. against Iraq, boinky33?
poop

 

by LongDongSilver
10-07-02
i am trying to drop my grating benn makk persona to become a kinder gentler benn makk
good idea i really enjoyed your latest series and think you are trying to drop your grating benn makk persona to become a kinder gentler benn makk
i am making unfunny comics and speaking with proper capitalization and punctuation
good job go get em benn makk
i am benn makk and i am a good boy now
i liked you better when you were funny

 

by LongDongSilver
10-08-02
jason voorhees?
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exquisitely

 

by LongDongSilver
10-08-02
benn makk you sir are longdongsilver or as i like to call him smalldongsliver
that is clever but i am not who you think i am assclown for longdongsilver is but a regular pretending to be me
arrrrr i never claimed to be benn makk
you are sooooooo sexy longdongsilver
shut up SMALLDONGSLIVER
look who is talking sixty nine you fruitpicker...yet i am still grateful for your help in my crusade against smalldongsliver

 

by LongDongSilver
10-18-02
slog
guess who is back back again
longdongsilver is back
yes
tell a friend
i am jonesing for longdongsilvers hot cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by LongDongSilver
10-18-02
douche enema frenchman penis blowjob butt buddies
hitler vagina marquis de sade butt plug sober sodomyfest abortion cornhole molestation stem cells

 

by LongDongSilver
10-18-02
not THOSE kinds of nuts!!!!!!!!

 

by LongDongSilver
10-18-02
ceci n'est pas un {mirror}
to be or not to be?????????
i guess the latter
begone!!!!!!!!and never return!!!!!!!
sorry for farting

 

by LongDongSilver
10-18-02
do not trouble yourself old friend my servants will open the doors for us
but i thought you were homeless jerkinhimnate!!!!!!!!

 

by LongDongSilver
10-18-02

 

by LongDongSilver
10-18-02
kekekekekekekeke

 

by LongDongSilver
10-18-02
but...
(RING RING RING)
pick up the damn phone you kilbasa!!!!!!
...i have no hands
(RING RING RING)

 

by LongDongSilver
10-18-02
sup g??????
im chillin like a villain!!!!!!!!!
im chilly like willy the penguin but fire keeps me warm
as long as you keep taking it up the ass like a good little boy
come take it up the ass for the rest of eternity!!!!!!!!
my titanium butt plug presents a problem for potential sodomizers

 

by LongDongSilver
10-18-02
black people like me are welcome in stripcreator....as long as they stay in the back of the bus!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by LongDongSilver
10-19-02
you did not read a clockwork orange longdongsilver you only saw the movie you do not know how amazingly incredible it is!!!!!!!!it gives me an orgasm!!!!!!
who are you homo?????
i read the book and did not see the movie you ignorant savage
im so ashamed of my sexual inadequacy
and only the first third of the book was any good you geek

 

by LongDongSilver
10-19-02
hello uglies!!!!!!!
who are you?????
it is i longdongsilver the most brilliant genius in the world
what business do you have with my fat ass longdongsilver?????
i am here to inquire as to why you people are so fucking ugly

 

by LongDongSilver
10-19-02
this is in utah
it is raining
cover me pants i am going in to raid the cults secret compound!!!!!!!!
the rain is perfect cover for our raid of the cults secret compound
(RATTATATTATATTA)
alright motherfuckers come out with your hands up!!!!!!!!

 

by LongDongSilver
10-19-02
inside the cults secret compound
(RATTATATTATATTA)
augh i am shot and dead (DIES)
our leader the savior of our race is dead!!!!!
heil kaufman!!!!!!!

 

by LongDongSilver
10-19-02
we like our god
bees like tar sod
what?????
we are rhyming cultists
i am not quick witted enough to rhyme
this is not a funny comic

 

by LongDongSilver
10-28-02
will you do me in the ass please????????
huh????
oh hello vichysoisegirl we are making sub m7 say funny things
my sultry balls are like powder kegs full of love
see??????
heil hitler!!!!!!!!!

 

by LongDongSilver
10-28-02
greetings homo gays
many of you have been known to ask me longdongsilver why are you such a fucking brilliant and studly genius????!!!!!
and i say to them
wait a minute
wait a minute
uuuugggaaahhhh (SPLURT) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by LongDongSilver
10-28-02
boorite is a cunt

 

by LongDongSilver
10-30-02
im being nice now
but im thinking of becoming a mad facist autocrat of the stripcreator
the sub m7 thing
that annoyed me
ive warned him already...
those damn trolls ruin it for everyone

 

by LongDongSilver
10-30-02
all you need is love

 

by LongDongSilver
10-30-02
A Poem:
jfal;sifjawmv9paj fj wroa;jf;o faoawj fo;awjf;lsdh foa; fd;as hfapiweuhr fah wuigfask vbflsg hrqw frahu
The girl, twenty, / Her black hair flows through her comb
jfo;h wdyrflj sadf;hasdf; hsd;ofh sd;lh fasdlhui foa;sdhf;o hdfo;hfasdhfo ash fa;suodh f asdhfhasf hsdhfash
How arrogant / How beautiful her spring.
my cat wrote that one

 

by LongDongSilver
10-30-02
(Quit copying me, you son of a bitch!)

 

by LongDongSilver
10-30-02
you are the shittiest stripcreator in the history of us longdongsilver
why i am honored to be recognized by a man of prestige such as you andydougan
even if you are only saying i am shitty because
im A BLACK MAN !!!!!!!!!!

 

by LongDongSilver
11-06-02
i like to masturbate
in fact im masturbating right now!!!!!!!
there's a hole in my pocket
i am watching you masturbate

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