Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

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Points of interest in my life, basically. Now that the strips are turning a little more surreal, expect kernels of truth instead of lemon-pepper popped-corn goodness.

Loomis is a New Zealand writer with several published short stories, one produced screenplay, and two budding comic strips.
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by Loomis
9-05-02
Loomis at his first day as an orc for the Lord of the Rings movies.
Right, you've got the prosthetics on? Okay, because we're evil, we're giving you the most uncomfortable set of armour we can find.
Riiight... I'll deal with it; this is the chance of a lifetime.
Okay, you're good to go. Hang out at the mess tent for the next six hours or so. Eat hotdogs and pick on the hobbits.
Fine. I'll bear the discomfort and indignity because I care about my art.
Six hours later...
Okay, it looks like you won't be able to wear that armour after all, not in this scene. Just take it off.
If my arms hadn't seized up two hours ago I'd hit you *so* hard right about now.
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