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by BigEvilDan
5-26-06
Say man, why do you have the word Jesus written on your palm in magic marker?
Oh, that's to help with my masturbation problem.
That's a bit wierd, but whatever gets you going, dude.
No, you don't understand. Masturbation is a sin, so I wrote His name there to remind me whenever I have the urge to wank.
Does that actually work?
It did at first, but now I can't read the Bible without getting really turned on.

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