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| Say man, why do you have the word Jesus written on your palm in magic marker? | |
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| Oh, that's to help with my masturbation problem. | |
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| That's a bit wierd, but whatever gets you going, dude. | |
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| No, you don't understand. Masturbation is a sin, so I wrote His name there to remind me whenever I have the urge to wank. | |
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| It did at first, but now I can't read the Bible without getting really turned on. | |
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