Lordfly  

Hi there. I'm Sticky McStick. I can be seen ramming a nail into my forehead. It hurts, but pays well.

My odd appearance is due to the fact that my father was a stick figure and my mother was a blue piece of paper. So as you can see--

Wait a minute. So when your mother was having sex with your father... was she having Sex On A Stick?

That's not funny....that brings back very traumatic memories...

Or did your parents break up because they had no "depth" in their relationship?? hehehe...