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| Hey Jesus - it must suck to be you! I feel sorry for you. | |
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| Well hello there, big fine man! I *suck* alright - nudge nudge! Wink! But why do you pity me? | |
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| A gang of Romans nailing you to a cross - well that's gotta ruin your weekend! | |
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| Big, sweaty men pinning me to the ground to "nail" me? That sounds like the average weekend to me! Would you like to try it? | |
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| Uh - are you coming on to me, Jesus? | |
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| Do unto the Lord as he does unto you! Now I hope you like being nailed to wood and whipped because I feel like dominating someone today! | |
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