Message Machine

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: February 14, 2006

by LuckyGuess
2-14-06
I bet you won't wait all the way through my message.
Just watch! I'll do it right now!
You have reached Jared. Just to make absolutely sure this isn't either a pointless class-to-home call or a telemarketer, I have prepared a needlessly long message. Enjoy.
You can't win. Submit to my will.
Do you read the whole Bible in this recording or just bits and pieces?