Sales Pitch

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: March 13, 2006

by LuckyGuess
3-13-06
I've decided to market my Jesus video game.
I'm not familiar with the concept.
You control Jesus as he fights the Axis powers during World War 2, and you can power him up with laser vision and fire breath.
How are you going to market it?
I dunno. Something like, "Jesus Saves Your Ass From The Nazis With Laser Vision And Fire Breath."
I think we have a winner.