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| Sire! A man has entered the courtyard and is demaning a duel with your finest knight! | |
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| Tell me, page. What does he look like? | |
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| He is clad in armor covered in baby oil and wields a foot long pink dildo with a bunch of nails hot glued to it. | |
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| Exdongibur? I thought that was only a legend. | |
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| He wears the severed anuses of his enemies on his belt, sire. The townspeople are terrified. | |
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