Free Pretzel (Of Death)

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: August 13, 2006

by LuckyGuess
8-13-06
I'd like a pretzel, please.
Okay, here's your receipt.
There's a red star on it.
Congratulations! Your pretzel is free!
I feel so lucky.
That'll go away once you eat it. I recommend writing your will and a side of Tums.