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| The most horrible thing happened the other day! So this guy I dated showed up to my little brother's soccer tournament and took off his pants, then | |
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| I'm sorry Carol, but I care so much about your story right now that I can't possibly listen to another word you say without bursting with emotion. | |
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| In fact if it weren't for your amazing and interesting anecdotes I'd have killed myself years ago, as they are the sole harbingers of joy and wisdom in my life. | |
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| This whole angry sex thing isn't working for me. | |
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