Chicka Earth

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: May 16, 2010

by LuckyGuess
5-16-10
Where are you taking me, odd-smelling manchild?
We're going birthday spelunking, followed by birthday underground camping, then we're listening to some birthday accusatory phone messages from my girlfriend.
Where did you get this idea? I want to go to Applebee's.
Well the other day I smoked one million blunts and watched planet earth for eighteen hours, and that was pretty cool, so looking at nature for realsies has got to be way better.
Did you bring any Applebee's?
No.