Break it to her gently

Author: MadMaestro

Date: August 10, 2003

by MadMaestro
8-10-03
Who the hell are you?!
It's me Lauren, your girlfriend
I dont know any Lauren!
We've been dating for almost 2 months!
I've been in Europe for the last two months! Get the hell out of my house!
What the hell have I been doing for two months then...