Homeless people are funny.

Author: MagFlare

Date: September 28, 2001

by MagFlare
9-28-01
Upon returning from vacation...
Good afternoon. You must be the rightful owner of this house. I am the elderly squatter who has taken up residence within your domicile while you were away. Note my horrible odor and lack of a shirt.
...but...
You're welcome to stay with us if you like. Oh, just make sure you avoid the basement-- thirty or so hobos live down there now. And some of them are quite territorial.
...uh...
Heh. Lookit 'im run.
Sir! Tarry a moment, please! We're about to cook and eat your cat-- would you like to join us?