Making a "Statement"

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: September 9, 2016

by Makin_d_bacon
9-09-16
Please don't do it.
They axed me ta sang the National Andthumb so I's gunna do it. MY way!
"Ohyay asay ankay uyay eesay, Ibay uthay awndays earlyyay itelay...
...andyay uthay omehay ofyay uthay avebray!
Guess what, dude? You just got traded!