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					| At the humble abode of one Kyle Maxwell... |  |  
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Ahh, time to write another rousing edition of The Smarkies. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Oh, man. Can't we look at porn instead? Just this ONCE? |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | But what to write about? Oh, I know. I'll write about CRZ, but in a good way because he's the only recapper worth reading, and the world needs to be informed of his unsmarkiness. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | I met a Celeron once. She wasn't very bright, but DAMN was she hot. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Hey, did you hear? That Y Pac bastard wrote about CRJesus in his column The Smarkies. We're on our way to his house to burn him as a heretic. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Lean over here so I can slap you. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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