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by Mantine
7-23-04
The typical routine.
Dude, I just knocked on your sister's door, and then left.
Ok...
When she opens it, I'm not gonna be there.
Oh...yeah...funny stuff.
...Let's play Perfect Dark.
Ok.

 

by Mantine
7-23-04
Oh my gosh, Justin, we had so much fun. Ok, so Steve and I went to this party, and...
She went to a party? On no, I'm going to be hit with so many words...
30 minutes later...
...We were sitting there, and Steve was like, "I'm so drunk."
Nikki, you just said that.
In the distant future...
Seriously though, he was like, "I'm so drunk."

 

by Mantine
7-23-04
I've been playing Disgaea too long. I'm starting to see penguins...
Tell me, what do you want from me? Are you a friend, or foe?
...
Doooood!

 

by Mantine
7-23-04
It was a peaceful car ride, until...
Ooh, my, look at all that road construction.
Mommy not look at it!
Hmm...Wow, look at that...
Uhht not look at it!
Mom, why does Jeffrey suck?
...

 

by Mantine
7-23-04
One day...
Uhht play Mega Man 3!
No, I'm playing Disgaea.
Play Mega Man 3, alright!
NO!
Y-E-S!
NO! I've finished every Mega Man game for you already, you evil thingy!

 

by Mantine
7-23-04
Uhht play Mega Man 3.
Honey, just play Mega Man 3 for your brother.
...Play Mega Man 3!
FINE! I'll destroy hordes of innocent robots once again for your sick, twisted amusement!
You're in the wrong place at the wrong time, Hard Man! SHARE MY PAIN!

 

by Mantine
7-23-04
Honey, Could you order this shirt for me before we leave on vacation?
Oh no, not that one, that one has stripes.
We-
You know how Jeffrey, is. If you wear a shirt with stripes, he'll be chanting all day and telling you take it off. I don't have a problem with it, but you know how Jeffrey gets upset when...
So all of my shirts have to be plain?
Well you don't want him chanting and ruining our vacation. All of my shirts are plain.

 

by Mantine
7-23-04
Hmm?
How about if you just order this yellow one?
You know yellow attracts bees.
I can't win.

 

by Mantine
7-23-04
Blah blah blah...
This story has to end...eventually...right?
Hey Nikki. How are you sweetie?
Hello, Steve...
Poor guy, he has no idea what he's getting himself into...

 

by Mantine
7-23-04
Dude, I just thought of a great idea.
Dude, I'm worryin'.
Whenever I'm talking to someone, and I can't think of a witty comeback, I'll stall for time by slapping my knee and saying, "knee!"
Dude, I like you, but you're weird.
Is this why I don't have any friends?
C'mon nah! You have lots of friends...like...you know...there's me...

 

by Mantine
7-27-04
What would happen if Justin met...himself? Let's watch.
I jam a greeting into your ears using only my vocal chords!
Just as you had greeted me all those moments ago, I SHALL DO AS WELL!
Don't look at me!
Oh! Bop! I just slapped myself in the face! Did you see that?
You frighten and bewilder my brain, but our actions share an uncanny resemblance. I fear what may come.
I'm so ashamed of my stupid ways...
COME NOW! We must unite to defeat Prince Vezelgorp and rescue the ancient treasure of good things.
Ahh! My thoughts! You scare me in scary ways! I will now turn 180 degrees and leave your presence at an amazing speed.

 

by Mantine
7-05-05
As expected, everyone received lots of lovin' in Chicago...
You know, I've never beat Golden Sun before.
Mmm, mmm, oohhh. Brian, move your leg.
Except Tomba,
Ooh, eat Djinn, n00b!
OOH YES! Don't stop, Eddy. Mmm, ooh.
who declined the orgy invitation.
I didn't know Milly could bend that way.
OOH GOD YES! YES! MMM, OOOH! YES! YES!

 

by Mantine
7-09-05
Hello?
We're here!
...
I'll bet those idiots got lost looking for the lake.
Meanwhile...
It's over the next hill, I swear.

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