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| I punched a retard in a wheelchair. Hard. In the face. | |
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| I miss my ex boyfriend more for the cuddling than for the sex. | |
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| i love porno like a fat kid loves cake. | |
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| I believe that everyone is born with the genetic makeup to either be gay or straight. Any who claims to be 'bi' just wants to have their cake and eat it to. Stop being so selfish! | |
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| My wife found in my google search history that I had been looking for transexual escorts. All the ones in my area were ugly though. | |
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| I want to get my testicles removed and if I do I'm never going to tell anyone. I refuse to live a life driven by sex. | |
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