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by MastarDAN
9-27-03
Meanwhile, at the MIDDLE OF THE SUN
YOUR DOOM IS IMMINENT, FAT MAN!
OH GNOS I MUST RUn!
Santa couldn't escape this time!
PIRATE FORM, ACTIVATE!
PIRATE!? I AM FUKED!
The moral? Don't fuck with pirates.
BOOYAH, BITCH!
I AM DED X(

 

by MastarDAN
9-27-03
Meanwhile, at the MIDDLE OF THE SUN
YOUR DOOM IS IMMINENT, FAT MAN!
OH GNOS I MUST RUn!
Santa couldn't escape this time!
PIRATE FORM, ACTIVATE!
PIRATE!? I AM FUKED!
The moral? Don't fuck with pirates.
BOOYAH, BITCH!
I AM DED X(

 

by MastarDAN
9-27-03
Somewhere in YOUR MOM
Did you eat my bench?
Uh...yes.
Wrong thing to say to a DEMON! :O
You motherfucker.
....
*BURP*

 

by MastarDAN
10-03-03
The two rivals stared each other down, there was nothing to stop their final epic battle now.
....
....
SKIBIDY DOO BOB WOP!
BLARGH
And so he turned into Oscar the Grouch, the end.
I'm the SCATMAN! Ska dabba bee, baa doo baa daa do!
You have dishonored me.

 

by MastarDAN
10-03-03
Suddenly
Who the fuck are you?
I'm Red Bull. I give you wings.
And so Inspector Gadget won the Super Bowl
...sit on it.
I DEMAND YOUR ERRECT PHALUS!

 

by MastarDAN
10-03-03
Suddenly
Who the fuck are you?
I'm Red Bull. I give you wings.
And so Inspector Gadget won the Super Bowl
...sit on it.
I DEMAND YOUR ERRECT PHALUS!

 

by MastarDAN
10-03-03
SUPER ROBOT DANCE TIME

 

by MastarDAN
10-03-03
The two rivals stared each other down, there was nothing to stop their final epic battle now.
....
....
Wait, didn't you already do this?
....
Fuck you.
;.;
I M WINNASR

 

by MastarDAN
10-04-03
Some where in Buenos Aries
Hi, I'm Brad, creator of www.stripcreator.com
I DEMAN YOUR ERRECT PHALUS!
I'll trade you for a baby.
Deal.
And so Rich Uncle Pennybags won the Super Bowl, IN SPACE!
Touchdown!
No jibba jabba, foo'!

 

by MastarDAN
10-04-03
I'm Duck Dodgers
And I'm the Cadet
Let's have gay anal sex!
Yay!
And then pirates beat them to death, the end.

 

by MastarDAN
10-04-03
TEEN TITANS IS ON!
I'm Robin! I will get you Slade!
Haha, no you won't, because I'm really a robot!
...I love you, Slade
I love you too, Robin
Fuck Teen Titans

 

by MastarDAN
10-04-03
The NEW Fridays is on!
Generic White Guy: Welcome to THE NEW FRIDAYS! I'm so WACKY and GOOFY and I wish I were a cartoon!
Generic Black Girl with Generic Black Name: I can speak Japanese!
I'll trade you for a baby.
Deal.
Fuck The NEW Fridays

 

by MastarDAN
10-05-03
Meanwhile in Canada
I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck, so I shake my butt!
What the hell are you doing?
The Chicken Dance!
;.;

 

by MastarDAN
10-05-03
Meanwhile in Canada
I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck, so I shake my butt!
What the hell are you doing?
The Chicken Dance!
;.;

 

by MastarDAN
10-05-03
Meanwhile in Canada
I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck, so I shake my butt!
What the hell are you doing?
The Chicken Dance!
;.;

 

by MastarDAN
10-05-03
We interrupt this epic saga for a moment...
Why does StripCreator create a comic everytime you press the Save button?
Because Brad sucks dick.
Oh, well why can't you delete comics?
Because Brad sucks dick.
Meanwhile
I'll trade you for a baby.
Deal.

 

by MastarDAN
10-05-03
Back to our story...
I don't *sniff* wanna be a chicken, I *sniff sniff* don't wanna be a duck, so I shake my butt...
All right, Fresh Fish
Hey! Wanna do the Chicken Dance?
Oh, I'll DO something alright.
GOD HELP ME!
Will those Chicken Dancing bastards ever learn?

 

by MastarDAN
10-06-03
What's up?
I'm listening to KIDZ BOP! :D
...
Screechy Child Voices: WHAT HAPPENED TO MISS INDEPENDENCE
Damn straight.
Fuck Kidz Bop.
The pain....

 

by MastarDAN
10-08-03
This is Ernest Rutherford, he did the Gold Foil Experiment
I'm Ernest Rutherford!
Gold is shiney.
It didn't turn out how he expected. He cried for two years.
What the heck? I TRUSTED YOU GOLD!
Wahhh... MY LIFE IS A SHALLOW LIE!
Then he discovered the nucleus. He was happy.
The nucleus! w00t
HAPPY END

 

by MastarDAN
10-08-03
It is I, DEMOCRITUS, THE WIZARD! And, I've decided to name the smallest particle of matter the ATOM! Spiffy, huh?
The Atom? What kind of loser name is that?
Oh HAY-LL no.
....
What?
You do NOT mess with Democritus.
Now you ARE an Atom! HAHAHAHAHA!
BLARGH

 

by MastarDAN
10-08-03
Sacre bleu! I am Marie Currie!
Sacre bleu! RADIATION! I am mutating!
Marrie Currie has become, THE INCREDIBLE BULK ©
RARRGH, SACRE BLEU, ME SMASH!
*Scene Deleted*
And so, Marie learned how to live, love,...and smash.
Sacre bleu! I love you.
*Scene Deleted*

 

by MastarDAN
10-08-03
THE LEGEND OF EINSTEIN THE PIRATE! The pirate, who was also a PHYSICS MASTER!
Arrrr, mateys!
E=MC2, ye land lubber!
He traveled the land, plundering and teaching physics!
Acht du lieben! I mean, ARRR~!
I love physics now! Please don't plunder our ships anymore.
And so Einstein killed everyone, WITH PHYSICS!
E=MC2! HAHAHAHAHA!
Ich bin den ANTON AUS TIROL!

 

by MastarDAN
10-08-03
Democritus and Einstein FACE OFF
FEAR THE POWER OF THE ATOM
E=MC2, ARRRR!
IT WAS INTENSE
....
....
And then they exploded, the end.
Now we ARE atoms!
ACHT DU LIEBEN!

 

by MastarDAN
10-19-03
CRAZY MONK!
I warned him.
Carter: Dude, what the hell? What do you have to say for yourself? >:O
Dan: Well, you see, the thing about that is...
I'm Duck Dodgers!
we're space!!!!

 

by MastarDAN
10-19-03
THE WORLD IS IN TROUBLE!
OH NO!
OH NO!
WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!
WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!
INTO ACTION!
Form of, A CLOWN!
Form of BLOOD!

 

by MastarDAN
10-25-03
MWAH HA HA HA HA! Vith this hammer and nail, I, Dr. Loser, WILL RULE ZE VORLD! Huh? Go see who that is, Expendable Guard #1.
My life is a shallow lie.
THE WONDER TWINS BUST ONTO THE SCENE!
Your nefarious deeds will not go unpunished, Dr. Loser!
*ooze*
What will Dr. Loser do NOW!?
Is that zee Vonder Twins? Man, vee are boned.
Please, end the torment that is my life.

 

by MastarDAN
10-26-03
A hammer and nail vill never work on zee Vonder Twins! Vee are BONED!
Sir, we still have the SECRET WEAPON!
Ah, yes! Release ZEE SECRET WEAPON!
Secret Weapon released!
What could the SECRET WEAPON be!? I sure hope it's not Rush Limbaugh.
Suddenly, I have a very bad feeling.
*OOZE*

 

by MastarDAN
11-02-03
A break in our EPIC story for America's favorite pasttime, making fun of Brad.
Wow, how cool, we're the PENNY ARCADE SET!
Graiciously donated by Gabe!
Wow! Add a link! http://www.penny-arcade.com!
Marvel at all the wide variety of pics to choose from!
Amazing!
EPIC CONCLUSION MISSING
What's with that look in your eyes..?
I hear Squirrels taste like babies..

 

by MastarDAN
11-02-03
DUN DUN DUN
*Gasp* No, it can't be!
*OOZE!*
The Pillows played by a single cow
RIDE ON SHOOTING STAR!
Japanese super rock back, The Pillows!
The Pillows 0wn you up like a car crash
THEY ARE DOOMED NOW! ..right?
Play Blues Drive Monster!

 

by MastarDAN
11-03-03
It is humanly impossible for this conversation to have gone any other way.
John K: OK SO HERE'S MY IDEA, A NEW REN AND STIMPY!
Duuuuurrrrr....
Whose retarded nephew was working the studio that day?
John K: EXCEPT NOW THEY'RE OPENLY GAY! SO, ARE YOU GOING TO PICK IT UP FOR THE NEW LINEUP?
Dahhhh... CHEESEBRICK! *bangs his head on his desk*
Fuck John K.
THAT MUST MEAN YES, AND THAT I GET LOTS OF MONEY TO MAKE A NEW RIPPING FRIENDS WHERE THEY RIP ME UP THE ASS!
F'NARF

 

by MastarDAN
11-04-03
I agree with the guard, play Blues Drive Monster, dammit!
INSTANTTT MUSIC!
Oh no! Make this well done Japanese rock stop!
PLAY BLUES DRIVE MONSTER!
We're doomed! DOOM--wait, maybe we could turn The Pillows AGAINST Dr. Loser!
*OOZE?*
BLUES DRIVE MONSTER!!!!! >:O
WHEN THE KIDS THINK OF THE FUTURE, MANY KIDS DON'T NEED THEIR MASTERS! JUST WAITING FOR THE LITTLE BUSTERS, OH YEAHHH!
We have to be quick, or this excellent music will consume us forever!

 

by MastarDAN
11-30-03
Hey there kids, MaSTAR Dan here. I'll bet all 4 and a half of you guys are wondering where the next part of SUPER BATTLE is.
...
So I'm lazy. Fuck you.
;-;

 

by MastarDAN
12-07-03
CHEESEBRICK
BIZARRO!

 

by MastarDAN
4-21-04
MEANWHILE AT THE PALACE--OF DOOM
Brutus: Come on, Casius, how can letting Antony speak at the funeral cause us any trouble?
Casius: Are you insane!? We should have killed him in the first place!
DOOM! MUAH HA HA HA HA
Brutus: Casius, you want to kill old ladies when they bump into you at the market! You're KILL-CRAZY!
Casius: Hey..*sniff* those old ladies were threatening my power...*sniff*
LATER THAT DAY
Casius: I'd SAY I told you so, but you're just an idiot.
Brutus: UH-OH, SPAGHETTIOS!

 

by MastarDAN
4-21-04
FORESHADOWING
Soothsayer: BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!
Caesar: No.
FORESHADOWING
Soothsayer: BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!
Caesar: NO!
FORESHADOWING
Soothsayer: BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!
Caesar: I'll beware the IDES OF YOUR FACE!

 

by MastarDAN
3-31-05
Hi-C Man into action!
HARUKA KANATA
...ACTION
HARUKA KANATA
GIVE ME UNDERPANTS

 

by MastarDAN
3-31-05
HI-C MAN IS HERE TO GIVE DELICIOUS JUICE BOZXES!!!!!1111
*CRASH*
OH NO!
PLEASE SIR NO TAKE MY MONEY I JUST SIESTA
Plots are for squares
TASTE THE HI-C
:'(

 

by MastarDAN
3-31-05
OHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNO
HOOKER TIME
Can't touch this
*MISSING KIDNEY?!?!?!?!?!?!*
DSGIHSGDJKGHDKJ
OH NO!
OH NO!

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