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Jokes from the Apocalypse - #2

by MatthewEastaugh
3-18-01

Joke number two - a classic!


	My turn! Why did the chicken cross the road?


	Oh, shut up. Couldn't you at least have pretended to not know?


	Sorry. Should you tell the chicken or should I?

And so he had to break the bad news to the chicken..


	And so I went and ruined the joke, and hence didn't need an illustration. I'm really sorry.


	Don't worry, I know when I'm not wanted. I'll just go. And we had the ambulances on standby too... sigh.