MatthewEastaugh  

Oh damn...

What's the problem?

Well, it seems Santa's decided to take a holiday at short notice.

He hasn't..? Darn it. I mean, who the heck can we find in a gaudily coloured outfit, to dish out pre.. hang on!

Erm.. yo ho ho! What would you like, little girl..

I'd like you to take that waistcoat off, for a start...