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by Matthias
2-27-01
She knows...
Damn! She still knows...

 

by Matthias
2-27-01
Why doesn't he ring?

 

by Matthias
2-27-01
Even in positions of supreme power, paranoia and insecurity can creep in...

 

by Matthias
2-27-01
I do eat a lot of red meat...
And I suppose cutting is an important part of my daily routine...
Even the most assertive travelling salesman can be deterred by acute indecision
Look, dollface, do you want to buy the steak-knives or not?

 

by Matthias
2-27-01
Apathy can be caused by an unwillingness to make decisions.

 

by Matthias
2-27-01
GUD 2 C U 2DAY
?
C U L8R. BTW R U OUT 2NITE?
You're not cool you know.
: (

 

by Matthias
2-27-01
CHAPTER 5 - THE OFFICE ENVIRONMENT
By positioning employees facing each other...
...there was a drastic improvement in team performance!
Let's shake on it! Hahaha!
Hahaha!

 

by Matthias
3-04-01
HEY-HEY! I'm gonna try and hypnotise this chicken!!
Go on, look into my eyes, bub...
uh? OW!
Go for it kid...
Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Iggy Pop stole my eyebrows!
Even fallen in love, kid? With a broom?

 

by Matthias
3-04-01
Yo, bub, I dropped my soap... can you pick it up for me?
And I thought working on the prison farm was going to be easier...

 

by Matthias
3-04-01
Yo, bub, I dropped my soap... can you pick it up for me?
And I thought working on the prison farm was gonna make life easier...

 

by Matthias
5-03-01
Filling your religion in on a census as "Jedi" will NOT improve that mind trick...

 

by Matthias
5-03-01
Sony of Japan are currently performing tests to see how PC architecture adapts to life in space...
After much testing, and many minor mishaps...
**** me!
It was found that a system of squirrels carrying a series of specially marked hazlenuts around the craft was a much more reliable system.
Get the official sony squirrel carry case and nut-dispenser for only the price of a small car!!!

 

by Matthias
5-03-01
Flash... blah blah... big comission... share options... blah
Multimedia Designers are all the same - ...
Snow-boarding... blah... XML is the new... blah...
obsessed with money and self-promotion, exotic holidays, fashionable trousers...
....then it said "all your..."
But there is ONE obsession I don't understand...

 

by Matthias
5-03-01
Now, when you check your hotmail...
Hi! You know those "real asian girls" you keep getting emailed about?
The ones with the wettest... and the biggest... and the ones who are just horny for YOU?
I sincerely hope that you feel...
That's us!!!
Yes!!! We exist only for your pleasure, spending our lives in poses sure to cause curvature of the spine in later life...
The pure sadness you have caused these people.
...AND we send all our emails personally to only the people we find REALLY hot...
But you've been so impolite not returning our mails, we've subscribed you to every penis enlargement mailing list on the net! Enjoy!

 

by Matthias
10-27-01
The only problem with targetting music at the so-called "tweenager" market...
Wow... Britney Spears is looking rough these days!
...is that they often have no appreciation...
The black leather thing really doesn't suit her... she used to be so wholesome!
...of the music that has gone before...
Wait! That's not Britney! Who the Hell's Ozzy Osborne??

 

by Matthias
1-03-02
Momma always said: When confronted with a dangerous animal...
...
Stand down wind and perfectly still...
...
...
You can stand perfectly motionless all you like, I'm just gonna sit here and pick yer bones when you die of starvation.

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