All comics by MaxBrooks

 

by MaxBrooks
11-21-01
Heaven....
Hey Grim.
Hey Jesus.
Have you killed Max yet?
Just about to.
Max's Apartment...
WOW! You're the Grim Repair! I need you right away, the toilet is backed up.
Uh... sometimes my work isn't worth the effort.

 

by MaxBrooks
11-21-01
So, let me get this straight- you're going to take me to the afterlife? Can I take a toy?
A toy? For what?
Whenever we used to go on long trips, my mom would always let me take a toy. And I want to take a toy. I'll go get it now.
Okay. ONE toy.
If he comes back with a dildo, I'm going to quit.

 

by MaxBrooks
11-21-01
Max runs to the Pacific Ocean for help....
So let me get this straight, forty bucks to kill the Grim Raper guy?
Yep. And a coupon for Grey Poupon.
Oh Yakko, you are the funniest one!! HAW HAW HAW!
Sorry for interrupting "Animaniacs", but scientist warn of a giant shark roaming the neighborhood.
Heh heh. Some idiot is gonna get eaten by a shark. I love teevee.

 

by MaxBrooks
11-21-01
Three Weeks Later...
You've been a very bad clown! You go to hell!
OH NO!!
HA! I love my job! NEEEEXT!
MEANWHILE IN HELL!!
Damn it! You're not Max! I'm so angry I could absolutely puke!
Damn it, I forgot my toy!

 

by MaxBrooks
11-21-01
After two years in Hell, Jesus finally decides to give the Grim Reaper a call...
RING RING!
Hello, this is the Seventh Circle of Hell, the Grim Reaper speaking, may I help you?
Hey Grim Reaper, what's been taking you so long? It's been two years and you still haven't gotten that Max.
Yeah, well it's cause I'm DEAD, Jesus. He hired a shark to eat me.
MEANWHILE, in the land of the living!
Hey Sharky, have you been to Archie McPhee's yet? They're having a sale on rubber testicles. We ought to go.
If you fly I'll buy!

 

by MaxBrooks
11-21-01
SILENCE. The whispers of the unknown, the mysteries of the dead, the lack of noise. DEAFENING.
Jeepers, it's quiet around here. A little TOOOO quiet.
Jesus Christ!!
MAX! I am very disappointed in you! You can't KILL the Grim Reaper!
Oh yeah, would you like to see where I buried the body?
Boy, if Moses were here, you'd be in TROUBLE, Max.

 

by MaxBrooks
11-21-01
Max, killing the Grim Reaper is a sin. I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to punish you.
I'm sorry, Jesus, it'll never happen again. I swear.
Well, as long as you're sorry. No internet for a week.
NOOOOOOOOO!!! That's not fair!!
THUS ENDS THIS STORY!!
HAW HAW HAW!! If I can't have the Internet, I'll just commit arson!!!

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