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Max is not a food. Max is a fig newton of your imagination. Max regularly saves children and puppies from evil villains. Max is NOT A FOOOD. That is all.

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The Reality of Internet Dating

by Maxerg
7-23-01


	...wow...this guy seems really nice...and he wants to meet me...I hope he's not too upset that I kind of exagerated about my breast-size...


	...so, dinner at Franco's at 8, right?


	What's wrong, baby? I should've worn a tie, huh?


	...would a tie have changed the fact that you ARE A CHICKEN?


	What? Didn't you believe me when I told you I had a big pecker?


	...kill me now...

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