Just give it up, already...

Author: Megami-sama

Date: December 13, 2001

by Megami-sama
12-13-01
Hello Megami! We received your letter expressing your interest in our dating service! Unlike other singles services, we understand that you are simply trying to find that special someone.
You expressed that your primary hobby is Japanese animation. We think we have found the perfect match for you! We'll be sending him over post-haste.
There's gotta be a catch...