Melkor  

What people are saying (*):

"More fun than a sack full of dead kittens" - Joe Grant

"We will go to the moon" - J.F.K.

"More contagious than the black plague" - A Rat

"He is witty. He is funny. He has style" - A.S. Byatt

"There are only two people in the world who would understand this, and they are both me." - A Schyzophrenic

"If I had any glands, I might find him funny" - Death

"As Stylish as a banana daiquiri" - Terry Pratchett

!!Now back with 25% more funny and 100% less hair.!!

(*) Not saying anything about me especifically. just saying in general.