Worst Answers to 'How will you make this company better?' 1

Author: MikeyG

Date: March 3, 2004

by MikeyG
3-03-04
1
Better? I thought you were hiring me to piss on it.
2
I'm a middle-management-eating cannibal.
3
I'm NOT going to squirt lighter fluid on your face and throw a lit zippo at it.