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by MikeyG
3-09-04
Welcome back to Channel Juan News. In Entertainment today, Hollywood is honoring emoting-challenged actor Freddie Prinze Jr. with a star on the Walk of Fame.
It is rumored that Sarah Michelle Gellar purchased this star as a way to convince her hubby Mr. Prinze to stop saying 'I'm going to stake YOU, Buffy!' every time they have sex.
Yesterday in an exclusive press junket, Mr. Prinze thanked Chuck Norris, and the Chuck Norris School of Acting, for teaching him the acting methods that helped him excel.
The ceremony went off without a hitch, despite protests by Hollywood trees, who claim that Hollywood is discriminatory in hiring Mr. Prinze when they could do the job so much better.
Mr. Prinze was quoted today as saying, "Latinos everywhere will rejoice knowing that another one of their own has a star on the Walk of Fame. There are so few of us there as it is."
In related news, police have arrested Edward James Olmos, Rita Moreno, Jimmy Smits, Andy Garcia, and Antonio Banderas for the savage beating death of Freddie Prinze, Jr.
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