MikeyG
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Great Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts,
Mutilated Monkey Meat,
Dirty, Turdy Birdy Feet,
Fourteen Quarts of all-purpose Porpoise Pus,
Floatin' in Pink Lemonade!

...And me without my spooooon!

I've won a few contests, a lot of prizes, and even more hearts.

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Assy McFat

by MikeyG
3-12-04


	Why do you cover your ears when I talk?


	I can still hear the screams from some of the undigested kindergarteners.


	So I was nailin' this broad from behind, right? And then I...


	I call bullshit. You have to carry a two-by-four to prop up your gut just so you can find your frenchfry dick to piss with.


	When I walk down the street, girls keep admiring my pecs.


	No, it's jealousy. Your tits are bigger than theirs.

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MikeyG stripcreator donor

MikeyG
stripcreator donor