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| Why do you cover your ears when I talk? | |
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| I can still hear the screams from some of the undigested kindergarteners. | |
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| So I was nailin' this broad from behind, right? And then I... | |
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| I call bullshit. You have to carry a two-by-four to prop up your gut just so you can find your frenchfry dick to piss with. | |
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| When I walk down the street, girls keep admiring my pecs. | |
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| No, it's jealousy. Your tits are bigger than theirs. | |
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