Mikey33 - Crazy Bitch Convention

Author: MikeyG

Date: March 25, 2004

by MikeyG
3-25-04
Titties McGee on a nature hike
Ooooh! My head is so woozy from that hangover!
I'm God! Like, I am SOOOO God! SHE BEATS ME! Who am I?
Oh, man, I have no idea where I am! Who the fuck are YOU?
It just won't work! I've dated men, I swear! I'M GOD, Medammit! Hello?
Holy shit. You're Anne Heche, aren't you?
I hope my agent knows I'm bringing everyone back to Heaven with me.