World's Worst Vacation Lines 2

Author: MikeyG

Date: April 6, 2004

by MikeyG
4-06-04
I hope you brought a lot of cash.
What, do I look like a bellhop? Carry your own fucking luggage!
Can you go outside for like 2 hours? And try not to walk in here while I'm cheating on you with the Jamaican poolboy.