FTC31: From the Earth to the Broom

Author: MikeyG

Date: April 15, 2004

by MikeyG
4-15-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
I'd like to go back, but I'm not sure witch way I came from.