|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| when mikeyg says he was riding the mechanical bull, he means that he fucked a fat chick with a pacemaker! | |
 | |  |
|
 |
| | |
| No, it meant that I went to a bar and sat on a fat guy, then hit him in the head with a wrench | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| You idiot, that doesn't make any sense! | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| She blinded me with science, then raped me with western philosophy! | |
| | |
|
|
| | |
| I thought people usually got raped with penises. | |
| | |
|
|
|
