The Adventures of Career Girl (5)

Author: MikeyG

Date: August 13, 2004

by MikeyG
8-13-04
Mr. Ivey, is there not an application for me to fill out, or must I hit you with my Cosmic Resum-ray?
Listen here, Chaka Khan, I don't know how you "roll" in the "hood", but around here I'm the law. Just call it "Hangin' With Mr. Ivey".
Sir, I respectfully request that you allow me to interview for this position.
Well, as long as you don't get up on my desk and booty-dance in my face if you catch me drumming my fingers.
Sir, please refrain from culturally stereotyping me lest I zap you.
You got it, Missy Elliot. I just waxed the vinyl on the chair though, so you may want to take the 'fro pick out of your pocket when you sit down.