Yorkidding me, right?

Author: MikeyG

Date: September 1, 2004

by MikeyG
9-01-04
In 1773 ½, Big Joey Albany sailed across New Jersey with vast hopes of being able to breathe.
Instead he founded New York and its capital, named after himself. The rest of the cities were named for members of his crew.
1st Mate Ralph Yonkers, Tiberius Bronx, Augustus Whiteplains, Wilford "Scooter" Woppingersfalls, Thaddeus Statenisland...