Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  MikeyG  
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Great Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts,
Mutilated Monkey Meat,
Dirty, Turdy Birdy Feet,
Fourteen Quarts of all-purpose Porpoise Pus,
Floatin' in Pink Lemonade!

...And me without my spooooon!

I've won a few contests, a lot of prizes, and even more hearts.

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by MikeyG
9-17-04
Arrr, me luvverly lass! Avast!
See here, buccaneer.
I was a-wonderin' if'n ye be ripe fer plunderin'!
I don't date pirates anymore, you see. I had a bad experience with an ex-matey. We got off together on the right foot, but I found every inch of his body was covered in soot.
'Tho I've had me share of leisure, I keep to me hygeine measures, and not a-showerin' is reckless.
We dallied in much pleasure, and as I was 'diving for his treasure', he cursed me with a Black Pearl Necklace.
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