CC 258: Rime of the Salacious Mariner

Author: MikeyG

Date: September 17, 2004

by MikeyG
9-17-04
Arrr, me luvverly lass! Avast!
See here, buccaneer.
I was a-wonderin' if'n ye be ripe fer plunderin'!
I don't date pirates anymore, you see. I had a bad experience with an ex-matey. We got off together on the right foot, but I found every inch of his body was covered in soot.
'Tho I've had me share of leisure, I keep to me hygeine measures, and not a-showerin' is reckless.
We dallied in much pleasure, and as I was 'diving for his treasure', he cursed me with a Black Pearl Necklace.