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| Jayne, Amber is a star. She is going to be the next centerfold for Playboy! She is going to have her own talk show! | |
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| She could be soliciting! She's working a massage parlor! She's a bimbo! She's a Cinderella wannabe! | |
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| Laci went on a romantic cruise with Scott. She fell overboard. She had a pet monkey. There is no cause of death. Where is Modesto, anyway? | |
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| The disarticulation was propogated by the endometriotic patrionization of parsitic plebean mortified petrification! | |
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| I coulda sweard I had those pictures around here somewheres. | |
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