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| Scott, I know we discussed the "kleenex cue," but buddy, you let me down! You gotta get those tears flowing, pal! | |
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| Sorry, Mark. I ordered this stuff from the back of "Boys Life" magazine that should help me out next time. Those boys in there are pretty cute, too! heh heh. | |
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| "Cryagra: Proven effective for visible, long-lasting tears for any occasion. Take one tablet ten minutes before desired display of camera-ready crocodile tears. Pity guaranteed or your money back." | |
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At the preliminary hearing...
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| Scott Peterson went through three boxes of kleenex today, with what appeared to be terrible allergies, causing him chronic watery eyes, a runny nose, and loud choking sounds throughout the trial. | |
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| You shoulda stuck with the fake ones, Scooter. | |
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