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"Dear Pen Pal: I am having a great time on my summer vacation, learning a lot about the stars and phases of the moon from the view out my window..."
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"I take vigorous walks on the roof and look down upon all the poor saps of Modesto...suckers!!"
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"I also get personally escorted everywhere I go, including important court events in which I am the star! I am a celebrity!"
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